totally just got bitched out by an angry straight girl.
she told me to stop checking out her boyfriend…turns out I was trying to figure out where he bought his shirt from cause I thought I could woo the ladies with it
when there are people who consider you their friend
when there are people consider you their best friend
when there are people who consider you their family
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
the last one took me a minute…
this is fucking amazing
That was easy
My process of telling my parent’s im dating a girl prt 1
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
I feel like this gifset is missing someone important:
At my work the ladies room has a urinal…. Im not sure what to think about this.
i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys
Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff
has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.
"Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?"
"Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me."
"Unless you’re chasing the red dot."
"I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE."