vintagegal:

Model poses and the finished paintings of Gil Elvgren

I like to embarrass Lauren

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leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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psywing:

ebilflindas:

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Smurfs reboot.jpg

michael_bay’s_tmnt.bmp

17 hours ago |  via |  source | 10444

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 34163

prim42:

How to kiss taller person ^o^
base on this

prokopetz:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

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lithefider:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

booochica:

booochica:

petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes

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✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞

I just want everything to be pastel rainbows

(Source: primadollly)

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givememountaindew:

Ok, so, I am giant nerd and when I got home tonight I thought it would be great to spend my evening mapping out CN original shows and their life spans from the past 20 years. 

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Honestly I was curious if there was any pattern in style and content but all I found out was Ed, Edd, and Eddy was a BAMF of a show that lived forever.

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

1 day ago |  via |  source | 178476

go-see:

citystitchette:

runningtheremedy:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

I didn’t know how much I needed to see this until I saw it.

Because it’s Monday …

I will always reblog this guy. 

1 day ago |  via |  source | 112079

cypeo:

imagineskywarp:

cypeo:

dangit imagineskywarp y u no tag your porn

D’X

Lol I’m sorry ;w; I was in class lol

you casually reblog porn in class
what XD

I was on my phone lol
Ain’t no one be lookin’ at my phone when I am in class.

1 day ago |  via |  source | 4

cypeo:

dangit imagineskywarp y u no tag your porn

D’X

Lol I’m sorry ;w; I was in class lol

1 day ago |  via |  source | 4

ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

1 day ago |  via |  source | 340870

pervy-borrows:

annalaatikko:

owlyshorribleporn:

there really isn’t enough bottom heavy around :C

I’m so happy right now.. 

<3

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